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Worry Politics

DO NOT WORRY AMERICA - I am here to save you. All your problems will be solved if you re-elect me !!!

WHAT - Me worry?

DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY - Job stealing ATM's, create more job applicants to reduce unemployment. Now, its all making more sense. fuggedabout spreading the wealth, spread the weed instead!!!!

I'm so worried about global warming, CO2, climate change, melting ice caps -

TAGS: liberals worry themselves to death
Rating: 5/5

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birddseedd - June 22, 2014, 2:53 pm
I blame global warming for the cold temperatures.
steve1961 - June 21, 2014, 11:32 am
...or we could plant zinnias.
steve1961 - June 21, 2014, 11:31 am
What we need to do is pump more Oxygen in the atmosphere. We could build a factory that processes H2O and breaks it down into oxygen and hydrogen. We then use the hydrogen to power machines that pump the oxygen into the air and voila! Problem solved.
OTC - June 20, 2014, 12:04 am
I'm not a GW denier, I'm a "man made" GW denier. Natural GW deniers are so confused.
Zeitguy - June 19, 2014, 10:34 pm
GW deniers have no sense of humor.
OTC - June 19, 2014, 10:08 pm
You first, log off and shut off your computer as its "contributing" to carbon footprint
Zeitguy - June 19, 2014, 6:51 pm
Might want to reduce your personal carbon footprint.

worry -

TAGS: worry
Rating: 4.6/5

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EPIPHANY - It's all the rage amongst Obama voters.

GUN CONTROL - Nothing at all to worry about, nothing at all!

TAGS: worry
Rating: 4.33/5

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ipaprime - February 13, 2013, 8:12 am
true he and mussalinie did a good job of turning their coutries around after they tanked
Renza - February 13, 2013, 7:26 am
Aside from the Genocide, he actually was a pretty good leader.

New worries -